If you or any of your friends were planning to fly in or out of John Wayne airport tonight you are pretty much screwed. It seems that there was a “security breach” which caused the evacuation of the entire airport and the cancellation of an undetermined number of flights. Hundreds upon hundreds of people effected by this. So what was the “security breach”? Apparently a women told security that she saw someone take a handgun out of their waistband and put it into their carry on bag after passing through the security check point. Except nothing was found. Which means it’s probably just someone who has been listening to 6 years of “ZOMG RED ALERT!!” and was paranoid thinking that since the Democrats won the house and the senate that the US is now a safe haven for terrorists and saw some dude with a wallet or cellphone or something and just freaked. Did I mention the flights that were cancelled and the people that were stranded? I feel so much safer don’t you?