Dear Tranny Crack Whore,

September 13, 2006 at 11:39 am in Rants

Please do not use the back side of my jeep as your toliet. It is most frusterating to step outside, ready to bound off to an adventure only to find your skanky panties wadded up around a pile of your excrement. Thanks also for leaving your purse and spandex shorts.

On second thought, thanks for motivating me to clean the driveway.

Yours Truly,
heathervescent

Dear Mayor Villaraigosa,
That Darn Whore Stink, Dinner at the Stinking Hoes
Ode to Cupcake Crack
Love is a Tight Fit
OKLAHOMO!, where the wind comes sweeping down your crack

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http://tokyofarm.com 5000!

Ah, a little taste of Hi-Fi over on the west side. ;)
http://www.lukelittle.blogspot.com beopenguin

Sounds like you don’t have very far to bound off to for “adventure”.
http://www.geraldprortega.com Gerald

Ahhhhhh how I miss the “trip trap, trip trap, trip trap” of late nite heels walking down Sycamore towards Santa Monica…….

I wonder if it was that stank ass thing with long blond hair and black lipstick. I keep trying to get a pic of her but I dont want to be spotted out at a prospective customer.

Dear Tranny Crack Whore,

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