If rockstars can’t land helicopters on public streets, who can?

250px-Bandpic_crue3.jpgI’m serious, this is a major concern. Of all the truths we know to be self evident, that all men are created equal except rockstars who are way better than everyone else is top of the list. I mean, one of the main reasons to aspire to be a rockstar is that you can get away with anything right? From trashing hotel rooms to having a stable of groupies at your beckoning call, being a rockstar means laws no longer apply to you. And when speaking of rockstars, the pinnacle of that is obviously M√∂tley Cr√ºe, so there should be no arguing that Tommy Lee is definitely a rockstar right? Therefor anyone who works for Tommy Lee should be alllowed to also get away with anything if under the direction of sait rockstar, correct? Well someone apparently forgot to tell that to Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo, hater of all things fun, because he’s just pressed charges against Tommy Lee’s Helicopter pilot. According to this press release (28K PDF):

“Delgadillo today announced he’s filed criminal charges against a helicopter pilot who landed on a public street while transporting rock celebrity Tommy Lee and two other passengers en route to Irvine’s Verizon Wireless Amphitheater.”

The press release has more details but it’s all a bunch of whiney crap about how the helicopter landed in Hollywood Hills, picked up Tommy Lee and others (his posse is my guess) and then later brought him back. And this is an issue? Rockstars who live in the Hollywood Hills are practically required to travel by helicopter. HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? Sorry about that outburst but I mean, really, WTF? Can someone please get Mr. Delgadillo a hobby or something, dude clearly has way too much time on his hands.

8 thoughts on “If rockstars can’t land helicopters on public streets, who can?”

  1. What are you crying about? The PILOT is the one getting in trouble, NOT the rock star. And the employees of rockstars are REQUIRED TO ACT like they can do what they want, but this is far from the case. There job is also to be the scapegoat, to be the one who swallows the drugs during police raids, the one to say the tranny hooker is their girlfriend when the rockstar’s wife shows up, etc.
    Tommy Lee can just shitcan the dude and find another dime a dozen helicopter pilot to do his bidding.

  2. The problem with that press release is that it fails to mention whether any rockstars were throwing cigarette butts out the window of that helicopter in the H’wood Hills. I always wanted to toss one out the window of my car, to practice for someday when I am a rockstar, but I never had the nerve. Those signs are very clear that it is Not Allowed, but surely that doesn’t apply to rockstars.

  3. doesn’t this guy have something better to do than harass innocent rockstars? like maybe sue video game companies for putting sex in their games or something?

    where are this guy’s priorities?

  4. I just talked to Mel Gibson about it and he says it’s just more guff from the Jews. Rocky Del-ga-bagels wouldn’t have said boo if that chopper had been carrying a coupla rabbis to a briss.

  5. The whole balance of power is thrown off if they cops don’t try to bust the rockstars every once in a while. Otherwise how are you supposed to appreciate the difference between them and us?

  6. I love it!

    Makes me think of a time when John Frusciante demanded me to make him a sandwich. A “Wheat-free, Gulten-free, no dairy, no meat, kosher condiment” sandwich. He got extremely pissed when I handed him an apple with mustard on it.

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