I’m serious, this is a major concern. Of all the truths we know to be self evident, that all men are created equal except rockstars who are way better than everyone else is top of the list. I mean, one of the main reasons to aspire to be a rockstar is that you can get away with anything right? From trashing hotel rooms to having a stable of groupies at your beckoning call, being a rockstar means laws no longer apply to you. And when speaking of rockstars, the pinnacle of that is obviously M√∂tley Cr√ºe, so there should be no arguing that Tommy Lee is definitely a rockstar right? Therefor anyone who works for Tommy Lee should be alllowed to also get away with anything if under the direction of sait rockstar, correct? Well someone apparently forgot to tell that to Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo, hater of all things fun, because he’s just pressed charges against Tommy Lee’s Helicopter pilot. According to this press release (28K PDF):
“Delgadillo today announced he’s filed criminal charges against a helicopter pilot who landed on a public street while transporting rock celebrity Tommy Lee and two other passengers en route to Irvine’s Verizon Wireless Amphitheater.”
The press release has more details but it’s all a bunch of whiney crap about how the helicopter landed in Hollywood Hills, picked up Tommy Lee and others (his posse is my guess) and then later brought him back. And this is an issue? Rockstars who live in the Hollywood Hills are practically required to travel by helicopter. HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? Sorry about that outburst but I mean, really, WTF? Can someone please get Mr. Delgadillo a hobby or something, dude clearly has way too much time on his hands.