[yes, it’s an actual photo]
[unfortunately, so’s this]
Ladies, if you’re single and ready to mingle, might I recommend you check out this fine eBay auction?
Yessirree, this is a serious auction for a date with one of LA’s most eligible bachelors, Tommy “Tater” Wilson, made ultra-famous by his death-defying feats on behalf of the Fast Ashleys for their MTV extravaganza.
The winning bidder will go on a romantic evening of food, good conversation and possibly the LA gun club.
The auction describes Tater as “A hopeless romantic all wrapped up like a big teddy bear,” and certainly that he is.
Well groomed (un-like Todd)
34 years young
Loves to be held by women
No kids and never been married
1. Date will take place in the Metro Los Angeles area.
2. You must be willing to come to LA if not local.
3. Tater is willing to fly to your location – all expenses paid by winning bidder.
4. Dudes- We can hang out and go to a car show, but NO TOUCHING!
5. Winning bidder must be 18 years of age or older.
I’d go for it myself but I’m already all Tater’d up. So enjoy!