For those of you unable to handle the divine Slaytanic greatness today, I offer you an alternative. . .
Granted, there is no alternative to Slayer, but you should know SoCal native John Darnielle and his moniker, The Mountain Goats! The video I found was a little out of sync but it just makes him look like he’s speaking in tongues, so it’s alright, yeah? In this song he pays tribute to “The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton.” Get ready to yell it with him. . .HAIL SATAN!