CORRECTION! This is show is tomorrow, April 12th, not tonight!
Captured! by Robots is the greatest live act in the world. You can argue with me about it, but you’d be terribly wrong. Not only is the “band” made up of a human that’s been enslaved by his own robot creations, now they’ve got him ordained and handing out marriages:
Oh have we got a wonderful tour for you! Captured! By Robots will be doing a spring wedding theme tour this time out. JBOT became ordained by the Universal Life Church, so we’ll be marring people at the shows, and we’ll be playing the wedding covers you’ve grown to love over the years.
If you wish to be wed at the show, just show up in proper attire for a wedding with your better half, and be ready for a great reception afterwards. You have to bring anything you’d like to make the day more special for you, like flowers, cake, a ring, though we will have wedding garters for sale.
So are you ready to get Married? Straight, Gay, or remarriages, we do them all!
tonight tomorrow, 4/12, at Silverlake Lounge, and if you’ve got any sense you and your betrothed will be there as well. Seriously, i’s a band made up of evil robots that actually play their own instruments. How much more do I really have to sell this?