I never paid much attention to Scott Stapp (or “Rick” as his “friends” refer to him when he’s shit-faced), but lately he has hands down become my new favorite famous person train wreck. I love that he’s out there in the world just making a total asshole of himself all the time. I’m so into what he’s up to that I might even go buy his solo record to support him and hopefully he will continue to entertain us all. The dude is so lame that he’s fucking cool. Who else sings about Jesus, makes sex tapes with Kid Rock, consistantly makes retarded statements in the press about his failing career, and gets arrested in LAX for being on mass amounts of blow and booze? If you haven’t seen this “Behind the Douche Bag” short that someone made yet, you are really missing out on some great Stapp Moments. So anyway…. “Rick” if you are, by some grace of GOD, reading this right now… please email me, we have to party together! You can even bring your video camera, I won’t get pissed. Let’s go off dude!