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Latest Coachella dance tent addition?

MADONNA, on Sunday.

Now, either someone at Coachella HQ doesn’t understand that you play the jokes on April 1, not March 1 – or Madonna realizes that this is a move every bit as smart as a SPIN cover. I suspect the latter.

Oh, and they added Daft Punk, too, for the Saturday dance tent headliner. Modified lineup on the site to prove that this isn’t just another rumor like the Smashing Pumpkins reunion panic of 2006.