Hey LA – are you too lazy to participate in the coolest new activity?
A while back I wrote about Streetwars Assassin. It’s a water gun assassination tournament. You have a target (a person), and you are a target. You stalk your victim, hoping to get him (or her – hot chicks play this game too) before someone gets you wet and removes you from the game! The play area has been extended to almost South Pasadena and part of the valley, so you really have no more excuses. If you are in the red shaded part of the map, you have no excuse except your lameness. So get some of your close buds at work or home and set yourself up a team. Here’s a water gun that shoots 35 feet! Available in Redondo Beach! I’m already stalking up! heh.
If you’ve ever wanted to be an assassin, stalk someone, be a sneaky spy and wear cool clothes, now is the time to pull yourself away from your computer you lazy freaking Angelinos and get out to enjoy the weather and play a real game.
Who is game enough to assassinate moi? Just try to super soak me. This is a limited offer. How many are you strong enough to play against the h-bomb? I dare you! Will you be my first target?! Do you want to be my first target? Then sign up already!