Dear People Next to Me at Little Temple,
If you’re going go out just to sit around on the couches, drink and take pictures (with really bright and blinding flash), it’s probably a better idea just to stay home. I don’t mean to say its bad to take a picture or two of you and your friends out for a night on the town. But 50? Come on now. There are enough “in the club, we party more than you” pictures on MySpace.
Really, I’m just trying to help you out here. I know the cover charge was only $1 which makes the prospect of going out more exciting, but drinks are not free and I know you can get drunk at home for much less.
P.S. Those boots — whether they’re Ugg or not — should have stayed home too.