Okay I admit I’m compulsively watching UPN News.
Lauren Sanchez is simply horrifying – those giant breasts, glossy slug lips, the whore togs, the leering come-on as she reads the bite-sized newslets – hoo gah, I’m hooked!
The “news” broadcast has lots of dopey segments backed with loud craprock, designed to lure what I can only guess is the younger generation into watching the same otherwise boring stories on every other network at 11pm.
New to the lineup is some dork they call The Angry Angelino – a pudgy 30-something pan-ethnic jerk yelling about something he’s pretending to be mad about. Really in all of LA they couldn’t find a better actor than this?
The best thing was the other night when he was bitching about LA being – are you ready – too superficial! He was complaining about people obsessively getting plastic surgery, botox, and other medical enhancements – right under the resculpted nose of the anchorwhore! His message was something stupid like, “embrace your face.”
And boy was Lauren not happy to have to listen to it – her face looked like she was smelling shit!
Stamp this newscast: a train wreck.