I’ve written about it here before (pictured above left and center). I am writing about it again with today’s violator, at right. And it will no doubt be my density to write about it again. But before you calling the redundancy police on me please note that there are literally scores of other scofflaws I haven’t wasted your time about.
And they are a never-ending legion it seems. So here’s what I think can explain why soooo many vehicles block my driveway in the same exact way ‚Äî and no, it’s not just because they’re assholes… although that is a distinct contributing factor. But I think it goes deeper than that. I think somewhere out there exists a loosely knit shadow network of masochistic parking tards. Moreover, I think a prime directive of theirs is to partially block my driveway. That’s right: mine. I think they come from all over the country (this latest is a MIssouri-plated blue Toyota truck) to do so in the actual hope of getting a ticket, which they then display proudly to their fellow parking tards like a badge of honor at their monthly parking tard meetings and/or video conferences.
Keep ’em coming I say. I’m almost on a first-name basis with the parking enforcement dispatchers and there’s talk of making me an honorary officer… if I hit my quota.