Downey is Center of All Cyber Crime in US

Alright, maybe that’s an exaggeration. But a 20-year-old Downey man plead guilty yesterday to four crimes relating to infecting 400,000 machines with trojans, creating a huge botnet that he then leased out to nogoodniks for fun and profit. I always knew that Downey was up to no good. It is, after all, home to the best death metal record store in the world, and therefore a nexus of all-powerful evil.