I’m not sure if I agree with anything this person has to say apart from the MTA machine comments (which don’t hold water if you have ever used the new machines) and the TV News points, but I think you will get a laugh out of it nonetheless. The best part is this little gem about downtown:
Downtown. Some things just weren’t meant to be, and downtown Los Angeles is one of them. After years of pretending I was standing in a real city with significant buildings, I’ve given up and now admit that this barren Alphaville east of the Harbor Freeway is mostly populated by zombies and pigeon people, a “downtown” that’s usually impossible to navigate because of films being shot on its backlot streets.
I for one happen to be a zombified pigeon so there!
UPDATE It is no wonder that Steven Mikulan doesn’t like Downtown LA, he really wants to be in NYC, but his stage acting has brought him back to the Southland:
Steven moves to Manhattan and winds up being cast back in … California.