Totally Off-Topic: World’s Worst Halloween Costumes

So, just to be up front, this has NOTHING to do with Los Angeles at all. But Something Awful has an article up about the world’s worst halloween costumes that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in probably 5 years and I just had to share it. I’m sitting here all by myself laughing out loud at my computer. My favorite is the bizarre, banana-headed Elvis costume. Here’s an excerpt:

It’s so horrible it makes me want to buy fifty of them and then get groups of people to stand in darkened alleyways downtown. Like you walk past the alley and you see five of these guys standing around a burning oil drum. You’ll keep walking, but you’ll never forget what you saw.