CBS takes a break from whatever [something]WATCH!!!11 they’re currently on, to bring us the latest development in Gatorland:
Reptile experts from the Los Angeles Zoo have joined in the hunt to capture an alligator lurking in a city lake.
Reggie the 7-foot gator was allegedly dumped at least two months ago by his owner, a former LAPD officer, when he got too big to keep as a pet.
Gator wranglers from Florida and Colorado have tried to nab him, but Reggie outwitted them all.
This confirms something we’ve known since 2000: alligators are smarter than the average Floridian.
Look out, Reggie. The LA Zoo is about to show you how we do things out here on the Westsieeeeed, bizznatch!