sweet, sweet satire, how i love thee

Harriet Miers’s Blog!!! is some of the finest satire in the world.

A lot of people are attacking me for saying Bush was the most brilliant man I’ve ever met, and all I have to say is: you know that saying “A’s hire A’s and B’s hire C’s”? Okay, I think Bush is an A. And he thinks I’m an A. But if you think I’m a B and he’s a C, and HELLO, YOU VOTED FOR BUSH, then what does that make YOU? Who hires B’s? D’s, is what I’d say. D as in DEMOCRAT.

And yes, I did lead the search for the new nominee, just like CHENEY, the BEST VP EVER, and if you think appointing me was my idea then you’re wrong. If you think Bush chose the first woman who walked in the room, then sorry, but I’m proud I spend a lot of time in the room with the best President in the history of America.

They say that you can always tell whose side people are on when things really get going, and I think we’re seeing a lot of people’s true colors right about now. And the people who are “seeing red” are “showing blue,” if you know what I mean.

BTW I look so so hot in black robes.

You’ve got to check it out. It’s been updated several times today, and each entry is comedy gold. For bonus laughs, read the comments from the already-pissed-off-because-they-didn’t-get-a-card-carrying-wingnut crowd, which are even better than the we-don’t-get-that-it’s-a-joke crowd.