Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse here, what with the impending
terrorist earthquake tsunami additional terrorists sea lion electrical outage apocalypse-hopeful revelationist neocons homegrown terrorists organizing in the prisons west-nile-infected killer bees disaster du jour, now comes the worst possible news:
The Anti-Christ has been born at the UCLA Medical Center. Here’s his mom:
It’s been nice knowing you. Hopefully they’ll get the Armageddon thing out of the way quickly.