If I happen to get another life after this one, I am now, as of this morning, hoping specifically for it to *not* be as a pigeon. This revelation occured to me on the freeway after there was a sudden explosion of feathers around the SUV in the lane forward and to my right, with subsequent bouncing bird carcass flying by. Yikes.
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