Please stop sucking.
No, really. Stop.
Due to some forgetfulness and unfortunate trip planning I was stuck on our lovely freeways for close to three hours this afternoon with an iPod with a dead batter so while watching my speedometer waver between 0 and 15 mph I did a lot of channel surfing. Which was also unfortunate because each station was worse than the one before it. KDAY has apparently decided that “hip-hop today, from back in the day” means puketakular R&B. I want NWA not R Kelly. KROQ is, well, it’s KROQ which is the FM equivalent of a migraine. Hey interchangeable DJ with retarded nickname of the moment, while I’m happy you are playing some Madness even if it is just because they are playing your lame Inland Invasion concert, please note that they did actually release songs other than “Our House” and since you’ve played it 9 times in the last 2 hours I really don’t need to hear it again. Even Indie 103 which can usually be counted on to at least play something interesting had “Crappy and the Sucks-Real-Bads” on heavy rotation.
Seriously you guys, satellite radio isn’t what’s going to put you out of business, it’s your programming directors. Trust me, no one wants to hear that stuff and if they are listening, it’s only because they have no choice.