Relax, that’s just the title of a news story that just popped up in my RSS reader. Obviously I had to click through and read it, and boy am I glad I did!
It’s a story on Montana News, a site about God, The Bible, Montana and stuff, and is one of the most fascinating things I’ve read all day. Because clearly the people wrote it are insane. Insane in the membrane. It’s the compelling story of Dr. Drake, who in addition to being a Doctor is also a Security Guard, was driving down the Santa Ana freeway when a black SUV drove up very close to him. Clearly this SUV must have been full of terrorists so he waved a revolver at them, always a good idea on the freeways around here, and scared them off… because you know, terrorists are afraid of revolvers. He then went on to tell this harrowing tale via FAX to the “FBI, CIA, DEA, Homeland Security and approximately fifteen Congressman and Senators.” Much to his surprise, none of them have responded, so he’s taking the matter directly to the people via the Montana News. Almost as entertaining as their fear of terrorists is their fear of pronouns – go read the story and you’ll see what I mean.