How to get your ass kicked by the Bloods

This T-shirt on Preshrunk is, um… well… it’s kinda messed up:



Yeah, I’m pretty sure wearing this tee and walking around in Los Angeles [Or any urban area the Bloods/Crips happen to reside in] is bound to get you fucked up. Like a lot.

No, really. I don’t think there’s any way you can win if you sport this anywhere other than rural Nebraska. But if you insist on sporting this tee in LA, I see it going down one of two ways… You’ll either get stabbed for making fun of the Bloods or someone will beat you down for wearing a tee that says that you’re a Blood. Even if it’s painfully obvious that you’re not one. Trust me, I’ve seen people get their ass kicked for less while riding the Metro Blue Line.”

In case you can’t read the image, the text on the shirt says “i’m in a gang called the bloods and we have low self esteem stemming from parental neglect.” Ouch… Yeah that’s definitely an ass kicking waiting to happen. I wonder if you get beat up for wearing it entitles you to get your money back?

4 Replies to “How to get your ass kicked by the Bloods”

  1. I was thinking the same thing remembering that Charlie Murphy story from the Chappelle show dvd. Charlie’s “friend” calls this gangster a moron, the gangster looks at him perplexed not realizing what a moron is.

  2. I don’t have any “friends from Compton”, but I can confirm that that shirt could get you beat up here in Pedro, mostly for claiming to be a Blood. (Not too many of those ’round here.)

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