5000! is not the only one who’s had problems with his neighbors, as I absolutely loathe the ones living on one side of my house. The best example of their inconsiderate behavior occurred a few years ago, when they decided to get a rooster, and of course, it’d crow its beak off every morning. I later heard that one of the other neighbors was so upset that he got into a rooster costume and danced around in front of their house. Creative!
But on the first Fourth of July that said neighbors lived here, they lit firecrackers until 3:00 AM! I even found the remnants from one of their rockets not too far from the roof of my house, which freaked me out a bit. Even hearing the sound of firecrackers down the block earlier tonight put me on edge by just a smidge.
On that note, Happy Fourth, y’all!