So you’re ambling along, minding your own business. It’s a pretty hot day, so you decide to take a dip in a swimming pool. Now that’s better.
If only that stupid dog would stop barking. And what’s up with those people nearby that keep staring at you and jabbering?
Next thing you know, somebody shoots you in the butt with a tranquilizer dart. A bunch of guys show up to carry you, numb and high as a kite, into the woods, where they drop you off and split.
Such was yesterday evening for a 140-pound female bear who went for a dip in a Porter Ranch backyard. The bear might have been in heat as well, so you know she was just looking for some peace and quiet from all those jerks up in the mountains chasing her around. ;)