He reflected on his past and mentioned how it’s practically become trendy to be a geek. He said there recently was a supermodel who claimed to be a geek, and his reaction was, “Oh come on!”
So he offered his litmus test for whether or not you’re a geek:
1. If you know what the “T” in James T. Kirk stands for.
2. If you were in the A/V club in high school.
3. If you saw the documentary film Spellbound.
4. If you’ve ever handled a 20 sided die.
I scored three out of four on this one.
(Oh, and a big “Fuck you!” to the ass-clowns sitting two rows in front of me who kept standing and blocking my view of the stage.)