Just when I’m figuring we’ve achieved the highest level of suckage we can get to, I’m shown to be sadly mistaken ó and I’m not talking in the editorial “we.” I’m talking each and every one of us humans as a collective whole.
Think I’m being too hard on all us Homo sapiens? Then you haven’t seen today’s L.A. Times or heard the story on NPR about the online hunting firm that has gone live to let anyone bring death from the comfort of their own home. That’s right folks, act now and for only a few hundies and a Live-Shot.com membership, you too can access a computerized pan/tilt/zoom camera rigged up to a firearm that allows you to wound, wing, maim or kill many manner of canned critter that has the misfortune to roam around a private shooting gallery ó I mean “ranch” ó in… where else? Texas, of course.
I’d further express my disgust, but I have to go vomit now before writing my congresspersons to make sure this shit doesn’t wind up in California.