OK Stop the presses! New shit has come to light, man.
Local blogger Emmanuelle went down to the line and talked to a line member named Eliott (pictured) who explained, on tape and while dressed as a Jedi, that the internet is nothing but trouble, that he is in fact not a nerd, has a normal social life which includes things such as Rocky Horror Picture Show viewings, and then goes on to show off his hand made combat-ready light saber and asks a Yoda doll if it is excited about Episode III. I’m dead serious and here’s the 3.8MB MP3 file so you can listen for yourself. This is one of the best things I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Ever. Thanks Emmanuelle!
(I should note here that bloggers, myself included, are some of the biggest nerds around right now, even without customized props or talking toys.)