Spring Forward, Mother*$&#@*!

The good news is, we don’t have to worry about Daylight Savings Time falling on April Fool’s Day, which coincidence would undoubtedly rip society apart by its very roots as endless arguments break out, most ending in fatal violence, about whether the clock is *really* changing that day. Imagine! Gridlock on the freeways as millions flee the basin, and all an hour late…

The bad news is, this is the stupid clock change where we lose an hour.

So go change your clocks if you haven’t already. For the good of mankind.

…though not for farmers.

And even though Daylight Savings Time is teh sux0r, this is also Opening Day, which should be a national holiday, anyhow.

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