Bull shit bull true

Dear sean n caryn: Thanks for the blogging la biltmore invite. I’m sorry I wasnt’ able to attend last night – I had even washed my hair for the big shindig. But if you notice, wil wheaton was there. Just so you know, the two of us can never ever attend the same event at the same time – Its no coincidence that I attended your birthday dinner but he did not. It always goes back to the time we both auditioned for the lead in Stand by me – oddly enough the original role is actually a short chinese boy…but that damn all in the family castoff director changed everything. I know its not wil’s fault but I still carry have some deep resentment. We’ll work it out some day. Sincerely, bill.