Ben Asslick is a big piece of crap. In his latest movie, “Peiceofcrap,” Ben is all “Oh no! My memory was erased! Was I an actor? Hmmm. Well, I’m really bad at acting and no one cares what I say or do so…maybe! Or was I an electrician? Ah yes! That was it! I worked for some dude and I gave myself a bag of crap to remind myself that I was an electrician and I scored this hot babe! How could I forget that? Wowzaaa!” Then he’s all in danger and Philip K. Dick is all “I probably wouldn’t have cast Ben Assuck for my movie unless he was playing some dude who got shot in the face, but you know, I’m dead so what can I do?” It did beat Peter Pan though, but not Steve Martin with sixty kids.
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why didn’t they call it “borne identity II | …this time ben, instead of matt…”?
seems more like what it is.
How do you really feel about the movie? Don’t hold back…
Apparently john woo did not learn his lesson with clod van dam. Perhaps he made made a deal with the devil and in order to make films in america, he must use bad actors in his film.
I refuse to see it. I saw it the first time when it was called “Total Recall.” By the same screenwriter, too. That makes it funnier.
I haven’t seen the movie, so I don’t know the specifics of the plot,though I have seen the previews a million times. I keep thinking that if he could leave himself a bag of clues then why didn’t he just leave himself a note explaining it all.
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