Even though they were beautiful, like Chris’ and Xeni’s — eventually you have to dispose of your trees. Yes, even if you are still bloated, tired and hung over.
Here is some information about curbside pickup and other services available in LA county.
For a large fee I am available to vacuum pine needles, remove ornaments and pick tinsel off said Christmas tree.
i didn’t have a tree. and i have no pine needles to clean, or tinsle, or what the fuck ever else.
but i was totally curious what this fee would be.
i’ll steal some pine needles and throw them on my floor.