Archive for 2003

  • notes from the south

    notes from the south

    I’ve been in South Central Florida for the past week and a half visiting family and doing the holiday thing. With no wifi enabled starbucks (or anything) within 60 miles of where we were staying internet has been limited to a shared dialup via a...

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  • A So Cal New Years

    A So Cal New Years

    Is it just me or does this New Years seem like a total drag? I don’t know anyone who’s doing anything and most people are actually still out of town. That and the threat of shit blowing up everywhere doesn’t help but that’s day to...

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  • Good vs. evil

    Good vs. evil

    But really, couldn’t I just take a long shower with an active imagination? Not having gone to the international house of hookers for quite some time, my penis says to me, “hey yo, why don’t you give yoko a visit. Good times man, good times”....

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  • DAY OF BLING

    DAY OF BLING

    Fo’ sho it was a bling blangin’ day of fun in LA! There is treasure everywhere in this little town and we dug up a big ole crap load of it today. First stop was the fabric district where my artsy-fartsy-craftsy friends needed vinyl to...

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  • Movie Review: Paysuck

    Movie Review: Paysuck

    Ben Asslick is a big piece of crap. In his latest movie, “Peiceofcrap,” Ben is all “Oh no! My memory was erased! Was I an actor? Hmmm. Well, I’m really bad at acting and no one cares what I say or do so…maybe! Or was...

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  • Celebrity story…

    Celebrity story…

    Don’t get me wrong, I really did like my bath and body bubble bath soap- and why shouldn’t I, it was on the wish list my cousin requested. But not exactly sure why they included a bunch of anti-aging lotion. What are they trying to...

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  • Bush Reminder

    Bush Reminder

    Just in case you forgot what an idiot we have in charge, here are a bunch of reminder quotes from the President. I bet everyone has seen this stuff, but it’s just so amazing. It’s hard to believe they’re all real, but according to the...

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  • and now what?

    and now what?

    Even though they were beautiful, like Chris’ and Xeni’s — eventually you have to dispose of your trees. Yes, even if you are still bloated, tired and hung over. Here is some information about curbside pickup and other services available in LA county. For a...

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  • things that make me want to slit my wrists

    things that make me want to slit my wrists

    Michael Jackson said he would slit his wrists before hurting a child. Made me stop and think about things, people and traditions that make almost certain death a favorable alternative: 1) That Smart & Final spokes-kid. If I have to hear him screech about getting...

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  • Does he know its christmas…

    Does he know its christmas…

    Passing by the sam woo’s barbeque restaurant late at night, I see the parking security man standing alone kept company by the few cars parked in the small lot. He carries a gun but I don’t know if he ever uses it. He’s an alone...

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  • Happy Holidays from Hollywood

    Happy Holidays from Hollywood

    Feliz Navidad, y un prospero ano nuevo a todos ustedes. Snapshot of the foot of the Xmas tree, here at casa Xeni.

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  • Xeni on NPR’s “Day to Day” — more holiday gadgets!

    Xeni on NPR’s “Day to Day” — more holiday gadgets!

    On today’s edition of the NPR radio program “Day to Day,” host Alex Chadwick and I chat about more last-minute gadget ideas for the geek in your life. Wireless fishfinders, bluetooth headsets for your mobile phone, and how to buy a DV cam — including...

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  • First Christmas Present

    First Christmas Present

    Tonight, I’m being taken to a play that’s somewhere south of my home. I have no idea what it is, though. Dress? From super casual to very dressy. My black socks are ready to go. I’ll check in later. I’d tell you WHILE I was...

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  • Shaker One-Nine, This Here’s The Rubber Duck

    Shaker One-Nine, This Here’s The Rubber Duck

    I only noticed yesterday’s earthquake about two minutes after it happened, and that was just because my girlfriend phoned from Cedars Sinai (where she works, just a few miles away) to tell me about it. I originally blamed my obliviousness to the whole situation on...

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  • More Earthquake

    More Earthquake

    That earthquake freaked me out. I was on the 29th floor of a downtown building and the thing was totally swaying for over five minutes. It was totally creaking too which is what actually freaked me out, so I ran to the elevator to escape,...

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